Thursday, May 14, 2009

I have a full proof method that is guaranteed (you read right GUARANTEED!) to have your miniatures shipped faster to you. As a matter of fact if you employ my full proof method chances are they will show up that day!

Here's what you do...

Complain.

That's it, just complain.

Now you have to have waited about two and a half weeks after you initially paid for your order but when you do it's certain to show up that day. Actually you need to contact the company and tell them how you've emailed them three times and how no one has responded (that is another step to The 25MM Warriors full proof method) and how your not happy with them. Also include a very pointed statement about how much money you were going to spend in future purchases. End the email with a threat of asking for a refund if the order does not show up according to The 25MM Warriors full proof method and go to sleep. When you wake up run out to your mailbox... your items that you have been waiting forever for will be there... GUARANTEED!

Thank you Forge World

6 comments:

the other Kevin said...

That's why they have a stealth hovercraft.

Akenseth said...

Actually, thats interesting because just the other day I was complaining to someone about my Forgeworld not being here yet. A few minutes later, the door bell rang, and it had arrived!

The 25mm Warrior said...

I think your onto something there Kevin...

Gothmog said...

And when stuff goes wrong let them know. I got a free baneblade as a result of a bunch of mistakes, which I believe was the postal services fault more than GWs. But they still owed up.

opiewan-kanopie said...

A caveat however. Complain with care; the squeaky wheel may get the most grease, but it also gets the most spit (amongst other bodily fluids) in it's cheese-burger.

Or to put it another way; it's not the schmuck in customer services fault, so don't be a dick. To use another adage; you can catch more flies with honey then you can with vinegar. (tho if you REALY want flies you can't go wrong with a big steaming pile of Bull $#!+)

The 25mm Warrior said...

Whenever I act like a dick I make sure to give em your name Opie ;)